I was walking round the corner to the Co-Op with Dad, probably to get lunch, when we had this conversation:

Me: Dad, do burglar’s wear special clothes?

Dad: (Thinking of striped shirts) Not really

Me: Do they have skateboards?

Dad: Not disproportionately. .. why?

Me: So they can get in the windows?

Dad: (Thinking of playing Tony Hawk videogames) They skateboard through the windows?

Me: Yeah. They lie on their skateboards and skate through the windows

Dad: .. Can I put this on your blog?

Me: Yes.